If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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