drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You did what with his pubic hair?
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