I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You dont lie about slip and slides
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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