ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
