I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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