glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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