Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
COCAINE IS GR8
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