I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.