She just used a chaser for red wine.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.