That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was confusing and full of hummus
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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