Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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