quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
why is half of my head shaved?
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