Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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