It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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