That's intense
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You took a bar mat shot.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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