Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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