Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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