thanks...oh and i got my period
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.