come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!