My brain says no but my pants say off.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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