I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.