it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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