just tell him i said nine months
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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