She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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