Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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