Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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