So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Farmville is her only friend.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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