We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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