Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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