let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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