He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
As shirtless as possible
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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