so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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