i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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