I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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