Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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