thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
birth control should be required to get into college
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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