If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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