nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
