so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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