this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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