After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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