I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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