don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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