Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
