I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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