Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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