i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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