Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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