you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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