do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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