I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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