Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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