Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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