Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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