quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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