i don't like sucking hair
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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