is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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