so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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